Big Bottom - Spinal Tap

The bigger the cushin
The sweeter the pushin' 
That's what I said
The looser the waist band
The deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like flesh tuxedo
I wanna sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes my gal's got em
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind
How can I leave this behind?

I met her on Monday
Twas my lucky Bunday
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday
Each velvety cheekday
You know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
There's big game waiting there inside her tights

Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about mud flaps my gal's got em
Big bottom 
Drive me out of my mind
How can I leave this behind?